Option C

The boyfriend started a new hotel job last week. It moved us across the country, and it is a resort, so I figured he would get me some stories out of it. It took 5 days.

Couple Checking In with boyfriend: Would you recommend we rent a car or take taxis everywhere?

Boyfriend (thinks for a moment): Well, if you're only here for a day I think taxis would be best.

CCI: Thank you!

The next day...

The couple found option C.

Apparently the couple did not decide to take option taxis or option rent a car. They proceeded to get extremely drunk and stole a golf cart. They made it 3 miles into town on said golfcart. Mr. Crazy drives up to a very recent accident and asks the police if he can help in some way. Mr. Crazy claims to be an employee of the hotel (as if this qualifies him to perform EMT services.)

The police arrest him for drunk driving.

The hotel charges him several hundred dollars for the damage to the golf cart.

Mrs. Crazy bails out husband and sheepishly pays room bill.

Lesson: Listen to your front desk agent. He may be new, but he's got your best interests in mind.